A look into the inner workings of a hungry mind. Or stomach. I'm not sure.

Monday, September 29, 2008

In a Leather-bound Journal

Blood. The idea is not as gruesome as it is stunning. Every bitter, salty drop of it is dearly appreciated by my country, every severance of flesh another pint for the emperor to drink in. Not literally, of course, but it’s not as if that berserk bastard is trying to stop this hell. I suppose it’s kind of odd, really, to anyone who doesn’t live here… to those that haven’t seen and heard what all my kinsmen have. We’ve been at a bloody stalemate with our neighboring country, Osterland, for well over a decade. Neither side wants to relent for fear of being overrun with dissidents and lawlessness. Indeed, this war of independents cannot be stopped. At least, not yet.

I am Kane, one such competitor. I renounced my last name and the burden of peasantry with it, or at least, what was left of it. I left behind that rotting core of an existence, that dead end lifestyle for something fresher, for a real opportunity! My roots have been… less than helpful.

I can still hear the screams of my mother, burning alive inside the house that had been my home for oh so many years. But more than anything I can remember the smell… That awful wretched stench! It was like a mix between sweet burning wood and a thick, nauseating, sensation masked in it, a feeling that clutched your lungs and constricted your breathing. They told me that it was just some terrible accident. “It couldn’t have been helped” they said. But I knew the truth. My mother had been burned alive because she wouldn’t give in. She never let anyone steal away her most prized possession, and now it is my most treasured item. It isn’t anything special, really. Just a small pendant, blacker than night with a small semi-circle encompassing a delicate, ornate crystal eye. But she wouldn’t give it up. She said that is was some secret family heirloom, a symbol of our family’s lineage and inheritance. She held onto it even as the flames consumed her soul.

Sometimes I wonder how my life would have turned out if not for that night. But that is all in the past. I cannot change what has happened; I can only seek vengeance upon those that gave me this blood thirst. I don’t know who did it exactly but every independent I kill brings me one step closer. Many wonder why independents fight. We are not necessarily mercenaries, though there are those that fight for money alone. We are not murderers, though some revel in the taste of fresh and wanton slaughter. Even still, we are not paladins of justice, though there are the young who go on damned heroic crusades. But rather we are men and women, humans, driven by an ever present need.

So what is an independent? Perhaps we are simply opportunists, scoundrels, thieves, killers, soldiers, fools… no matter what it comes down to, we are the whole of the war. We are the economy and the currency. Through any means, we are the power of the world. In truth, independents are allowed to roam rampant because we are necessary. That is the truth of being an independent.

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Kane found himself standing before the span of the door, to the place known as the Friary of Thorns. Beyond this old wooden gateway was his next job. He took a deep breath, the air damp and sinewy, with a hint of fresh game. For a moment, Kane recalled the events that had lead him here.

It was simple, really. It was a job involving a group a dissidents that had been causing some trouble in the area recently. It wasn’t much more than the usual, a group of people angry because of so-and-so who killed their brother or cousin or friend. These people were always around but every once in a while a group of them would get the idea to start interfering with independent work. And that, I suppose, is where he came in.

Kane had gotten the tip to take this job from a fellow independent, Malachi the Interpreter. He was the main distributer of information and inquiry in this particular region. Although he was a new acquaintance, he was in need of some additional funding so he took the bounty. A reluctant choice, at best.

It didn’t take long to find them. They seemed less covert at their operations than you might usually think for groups that decided to protest the Nordican Empire. In any case, he didn’t have too much time to think about such things. Something was happening inside, the sounds of yelling echoing lightly into the mid-morning mist. Kane scoffed. “Friary, Eh?” He thought “How quaint.” Releasing himself from contemplation, he proceeded onwards.
A burst of rotting air seeped from the hickory door as Kane stepped inside. At first glance something, indeed was terribly wrong. The room itself was a simple basement, but there was no furniture. No tables. Nothing, except for what seemed to be freshly severed human limbs strewn about the floor, on the walls, to the ceiling. Body parts, intestines, hanging in odd formations around the room, but still made to form something. Kane tried not to breath, but lost breath at the sight of understanding what it formed. The piece of flesh bled out to spell a word. His name.

Although that in itself was an unholy attribute of the place, a perhaps more disturbing and perverse act was the screaming. Neither in short bursts, nor all at once, but a continuous, echoing shriek emanated from beyond a hallway connecting this room and the next. His sword drawn, Kane started towards the room from which the wailing resonance from.
One step.
The single cry for relief began to change, splitting the ear with a piercing howl.
A faster pace, senses stretching out to sense ambush. His limbs became heavy, like something was pulling him back.
The howl altered once more, and became a chorus of wailing and screaming and sobbing.
Kane dashed at a full run down the corridor, the stench of flesh and burning wood filled his lungs. He heard laughter, he heard his name in the air, screaming at him to flee. The mocking darkness surrounding him, Kane darted towards the bright light beyond. He crossed the breadth of the entrance and!...
The wailing, the screaming, the smells of flesh and of blood, the burning wood and the voice in the darkness disappeared. Kane stood just beyond the doorway, inside a room with symbols carved all around. There was a perfectly square chestnut table in the center of this room, with a leather bound book upon it, near what appeared to be a letter. Upon the book’s cover was the image of a semi-circle encompassing an eye. The letter was addressed to him.

Taking a moment to compose himself once more, Kane sheathed his sword naturally. Pondering this odd turn of events, he picked up the letter and opened it gently, removing a small piece of paper the width and length of the envelope itself. The letter stated:

“To my dearest son, Kane.

I know not when I shall see you once again. Just know that I am alive and working to find you once again. Please forgive my absence. As a gift, I give you this book. Take care of it well. One day I will see you again.

Your father, Weis”

Monday, September 22, 2008

The Battle

The rush of a march... I hear yelling... So much fighting..

I can't breathe... The smell of sweat and broken flesh is abound..

*WHEASE* My life.... I can.. feel the life fading from my worn corpse of a body...

I can't feel my legs!.... I... I think this is... the end?..

*GASP*

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Gym class is hard.

Monday, September 15, 2008

Un-smileyface

Ever get the feeling like there is waaaay to much to do and so little time?

I feel like there is waaaay to few games to play and waaay too much time til another good one. ;_;

The Diner


The story Begins with a narrator on stage, looking all nifty.

NARRATOR
The story takes place at a peculiar 50’s styled diner. There are a few people looking at a table where a boy and a girl are sitting. There seems to be some sort of problem.

The Narrator leaves offstage, and the scene brightens up.

GIRL
Oh my god! He’s dying!

At this point, the scene freezes. All actors are to not move, and try not to seem as if there are any actions or words being taken place. Jon, the boy who was presumed dead, stands up slowly.

JON
Ouch… Where am I?

Death promptly appears. Hopefully through smoke or such. It doesn’t matter too much how.

DEATH
Ah, welcome sir. You are currently dead.

JON
Excuse me?

DEATH
You have just died. Congratulations!

JON
I’m… DEAD!? Wha.. how..

DEATH
Now, now. Dying isn’t all bad. I’m sure your loved ones will be fine. And it’s bad to argue with death. I am not very patient. Anyways! We should get down to business.

JON
Uh.. ok… Business?

DEATH
Yes, indeed sir! Now that you have died, we’ll need to make a note of your time of death, place of death, and (my personal favorite) CAUSE of death!

JON
Well… It was around 9:33 pm last time I had looked…

DEATH
Excellent! Where is this?

JON
The Regal Cat’s Retro 50’s diner.

DEATH
Ok… ok… annnnd…. How exactly did you die?

JON
Um... I.. don’t know.

DEATH looks at JON very seriously.

DEATH
EXCUSE ME?

JON
I don’t know how I died. Isn’t that your job?

DEATH
Hey! It’s hard work keeping track of all these ridiculous deaths! Especially when comparing things like “OH! I died in a diner” to “I was parachuting over New York and got skewered by the Eiffel Tower!”

JON
The Eiffel Tower?...

DEATH
Yeah. It’s happened.

JON
In New York?..

DEATH
You’d be suprised. ANYWAYS! Back to your pathetically boring death!

JON
Well I don’t know so can we just skip it?

DEATH
ABSOLUTELY NOT! I can’t let just everybody walk on without filing it first! I’d get rabid hamsters attached to my face for a week! Now try to remember, what was the last thing you did?...

JON
Well… I was eating for one. And my girlfriend was talking about getting a dog or something… and… it all blacked out from there I guess.

DEATH
Hm… have you washed your hands recently?

JON
What? Uh.. I don’t know. Why does it matter?

DEATH
You seem to do that a lot. Lots of people die from not washing their hands.

JON
Like who?

DEATH
Cooks! Or the people who eat their food, at least. Well, moving on! I’ll allow you a few moments of conscience to jog your memory.

JON
Ok but what should I be…


Jon is abruptly cut off as Death slaps him over the head

DEATH
GESCHUNTEIT!

Jon falls back into his seat and returns to his dead state. The actors may resume movement after DEATH is off the stage. After movement has resumed, one man starts to dial 911. His girlfriend is standing (and crying) concernedly. A man who was sitting with the other starts towards them.

DOCTOR
Now wait just a minute! Move aside! I’m a doctor!

The doctor examines Jon for a short while (slapping him around a bit), the exclaims,

DOCTOR
He’s died from internal causes!

GIRLFRIEND
*crying, and somewhat bitter.* How do you know that?!

DOCTOR
Well because I can’t figure it out from the outside, obviously.

Jon’s girlfriend stares in disbelief for a moment, then begins to weep harder.

DOCTORS FRIEND
Now hold on just a minute! Maybe we can start his heart back up!

The doctor, who was wearing glasses, takes them off dramatically. Everyone should look at the doctor.

DOCTOR
Oh my god! *pause* I’m completely blind without these! It’s probably why I wear them.


The doctor putting his glasses back on quickly. The girl resumes crying.

DOCTOR
Anyways! IT’S WORTH A SHOT! *pause* how do we do that?

Everyone stares at the doctors friend for a moment.

DOCTOR’S FRIEND
Does anyone have a defibrillator nearby?

The waiter should proceed out of the kitchen, look surprised and hopefully spill whatever he was carrying on someone nearby.

WAITER
*insert some absurd exclamation* Is he dead?!

DOCTOR
Quickly, young lad! A defibrillator!

WAITER
Hold on! We keep one in the kitchen!

The waiter should run out of the room, at which point everyone freezes once again and death enters the room. Jon should return to his conversation position with death.

DEATH
And?..

JON
Well.. I heard someone say I died from internal causes.

DEATH
*pause* and?...

JON
I don’t know. That’s all I heard.


DEATH
Do you have any idea how hard that is to file? You don’t, do you? That’s like saying “Hm.. shall I put him under ‘broken toe’ or ‘Brain Hemorrhaging’ ? HELP ME OUT A LITTLE!

JON
… People die from breaking their toes?

DEATH
Well it’s hard to keep your balance with a broken toe. People are apparently known to fall into large vats of sour cream and die because they couldn’t swim.

JON
Since when does that happen?

DEATH
Ever wonder why they call it ‘mystery meat’ in school?

JON looks disgusted

DEATH
I’m just kidding… *under his breath* sort of… ANYWAYS! Tell me something a little bit more useful.

JON
How am I supposed to-

DEATH hits Jon over the head again, returning him to where he was before.

DEATH
GESCHUNTEIT!

Back to the life situation… The waiter enters hurriedly with the defibrillator.

WAITER
Here it is!

DOCTOR
Thank god! Quickly, use it!

WAITER
WHAT!? I don’t know how to operate this thing!

DOCTOR
Dammit Jim, I’m not a doctor!

DOCTOR’S FRIEND
YES! Yes you are!

DOCTOR
Oh. ALRIGHT THEN!

The doctor then laughs maniacally and revives JON!

JON
I’m not dead yet!

GIRLFRIEND
Oh thank god!

DOCTOR
Are you okay sonny?

JON
Uh… *coughs a little* Yeah… What happened?

DOCTOR
Your heart stopped working for a moment, apparently.

JON
Apparently?

GIRLFRIEND
Let’s go home…

JON
Ok…

DOCTOR
Here, let me help you out

DOCTOR’S FRIEND
Careful!

The doctor, jon, and his girlfriend all leave offstage. Suddenly, a loud screech of car brakes is heard. The stage darkens and everyone else left leave the stage. Death enter from one side of the stage, while Jon, his girlfriend, and the doctor enter together from the other.

DEATH
SO! What was the cause of death?

JON, DOCTOR, GIRLFRIEND (simultaneously)
Car crash.

The stage, again, darkens and the Narrator Steps out.

NARRATOR
So. The real moral of our story is:…

ALWAYS WASH YOUR HANDS!